Thanks Lil' Sis

What type of medicine do beds take?

Pill-ows

Not email enough

Google is too funny!  No more drunken emails I guess is the message from this.

Mail Goggles by Jon P Google strives to make the world's information useful. Mail you send late night on the weekends may be useful but you may regret it the next morning. Solve some simple math problems and you're good to go. Otherwise, get a good night's sleep and try again in the morning. After enabling this feature, you can adjust the schedule in the "General" settings page.

I'm desperate for a job, but not THIS desperate

Surrogate Wife Wanted (North Shore)

Sophisticated distinguished gentleman seeking surrogate wife. 
Full time live in position for the right candidate. 
Perform ALL of the duties of a wife without the paperwork 
Live in luxury, very upscale suburb! Take luxury vacations! Negotiable monthly allowance. 
Retirement Plan. 
You: 
Attractive in shape female age 18 to 37 looking to be taken care of by an attractive gentleman age 56 in exchange for performing ALL wifely duties at a high level. 
You must be adventurous and willing to experiment in the wifely arts. 

Email back with a letter describing yourself and why you are the one for this position. include a physical description of yourself and include a recent accurate photo. 
Applications without a photo will NOT be considered.

Snow White

Leda's the funniest of them all.  Does that make me the evil Step Queen Mother?

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Leda Rodopolis Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?      

     A: Little Boy Blew.

El Chiki Chiki

Modern Jackass

http://thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1090

Search Julia Glick or Sarah Levine

We are products of our parents/NPR

Snoring

Since I got home I have been

Acapella?

Not getting mugged, or doing this