Some things I would not like for my birthday...
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CAT LOVING TELEVISION HOST
Powderhouse Productions is searching for a CAT-LOVING TELEVISION HOST. We are seeking the Anthony Bourdain of the feline world to be the backbone of our cat crazy travel show on a MAJOR CABLE NETWORK.
If you’re 20’ish to 40’ish, know a bunch about cats, are open, outgoing, camera-friendly, charming, and stand a solid chance at being the biggest cat lover in all of the feline universe — you could be just what we’re looking for!
Your skill set includes the following:
• A deep personal understanding of cats, AND cat people AND the ability to connect with both.
• A dynamic personality that makes our show a blast.
• A true sense of adventure and a willingness to take chances.
• An understanding and appreciation of cat culture – you get a kick out of it, no matter how wacky.
• An ability to make cats hilarious & fascinating - your cat stories make even devoted dog lovers listen & laugh.
• You can turn a cat tale into something universal.
If you’re 20’ish to 40’ish, know a bunch about cats, are open, outgoing, camera-friendly, charming, and stand a solid chance at being the biggest cat lover in all of the feline universe — you could be just what we’re looking for!
Your skill set includes the following:
• A deep personal understanding of cats, AND cat people AND the ability to connect with both.
• A dynamic personality that makes our show a blast.
• A true sense of adventure and a willingness to take chances.
• An understanding and appreciation of cat culture – you get a kick out of it, no matter how wacky.
• An ability to make cats hilarious & fascinating - your cat stories make even devoted dog lovers listen & laugh.
• You can turn a cat tale into something universal.
Places I do not want to live
I travel alot and I need someone to live with all my pets and take
care of them. One is a Python, one monkey, two birds and a goat. The
goat can come in but mainly I keep him out to cut the lawn. All other
animals get to roam free in the house, no cages. The monkey and python
bite, so you have to make sure not to irritate them. I do have cameras
posted inside the house and will be able to view while I travel. The
snake gets three mice a week to eat, you must go buy live. The monkey
helps himself to whatever you are eating. So, if you have a ham
sandwich, he wants a ham sandwich. Also, because they aren't in cages,
there is a lot of shit to clean up all the time. But you do get to
live for free. Expereince with all, or at least some of these animals
is required. Thanks.
